Garbage Pail Kids

When I was a kid, I used to walk down to the Pioneer Country Store and pick up a pack of Garbage Pail Kids. The series of collectable cards featured twisted artwork of Cabbage Patch Kids and a one-line pun using different common first names. For example, there was one that I remember with a caption of "Adam Bomb" and sure enough there was a kid with a fiery burst shooting from the top of his head.

I opened pack after pack waiting for "Hans" to be featured as one of the Garbage Pail Kids and wondering how it was going to be represented.

After getting to Series 6, I finally got my wish.

Ugly Hans