Pico Twang and Hans Scharler


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Stuff from Hans Scharler[e-mail hans scharler|slim and whitey]
Things I love.
The Internet: A Definition.
Live Like Hans.
Things That Could Happen: The Real X-Files.
People I Know.
All You Need to Know About Sex.
Hans' Quotable Quotes.
Domain Names.
For the First Time in the Millennium.
New Words and Definitions.

Standup Clips

(MP3 format)

The Altered Picture of the Week

 

Updated: 11/7/1997


Word a Year

I keep seeing all of these "Word a Day" calendars and websites, and I wonder if I would be able to learn a word a day for the rest of my life. Probably not, I lose interest in that kind of stuff after a few days, plus it would be obvious to my friends and coworkers that I am forcing some new words into the water cooler conversations. So, I thought of something, I might be capable of learning a word every year. So, over a normal life-span, a person using my method could learn like 70 words, give or take a few conscious years.

Word a Year for 2001:

henotheism \HEH-nuh-thee-ih-zum ("th" as in "think")\ (noun)

     the worship of one god without denying the existence of other gods

Example sentence:

During certain periods of Egyptian history, the pharaohs and their subjects practiced henotheism.

Word a Year for 2002:

namby-pamby \nam-bee-PAM-bee\ (adjective)

1 : lacking in character or substance : insipid
2 : weak, indecisive

Example sentence:

"I'm not afraid to speak up for what I believe in," said Nellie, "and I have no patience with those namby-pamby types who don't have the guts to stick to their convictions."



Kudos for everyone

There are many people we would like to thank, but really only a few come to mind. Shawn Kearney at Shawn's Web Art, Curtis Majeski, John Wagoner, and Hans' mom who always said to us when we were growing up, "You guys think you're funny, don't you?"

Legal Stuff

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