People I Know.

This is a list of people that I know. Maybe, you know them too, seen them, or tossed some loose change at them. Regardless, these are people that I know. Say hello to my little friends.

1. The cannabis activist.
2. Old guys at the convenience store, literally, loitering.
3. The "effeminate" sales clerk.
4. The Militia bus driver.
5. The guitarist who knows the beginnings to about 30 songs.
6. A girl named Sue.
7. The door-to-door knife salesperson.
8. Jerry B.
9. Inspector number one and seven.
10. People who like James Dean.
11. The artist that does not sell paintings.
12. A tattoo artist.
13. The woman with a restraining order.
14. The tenth caller.
15. "Two packs a day and still beautiful," lady.
16. John Lennon looking hippie.
17. Prostitute turned church pillar.
18. Funky smell guy.
19. The air-conditioning repair man.
20. A pool boy.
21. Drinks only Pepsi dude.
22. Lady who is rich, not famous.
23. Tinkerer.
24. Hacker.
25. Asian philosopher.
26. Joint chiefs of staff.
27. Jeremiah the Bullfrog.
28. The wedding singer.
29. The operator.
30. "It's drafty in here," Jewish neighbor.
31. The gas man.
32. The guy who refers to himself as "The Man."
33. A shop teacher who is missing a part of a limb.
34. A foreign exchange student.
35. The struggling actress.
36. "My boyfriend hits me, but I still love him," woman.
37. A courteous stalker.
38. Arts and crafts ladies.
39. Blue light special announcers.
40. Deep thinkers.
41. A misunderstood classmate.
42. A guy who collects postcards.
43. The internet junkie.
44. Eats any meat guy.
45. A Paul Simon sidekick.
46. "Thinks we don't notice the scar," dude.
47. Lady who struts around nude in front of her windows.
48. Granola eating freaks.
49. White hair at 25 guy.
50. People who stand in line for concert tickets.
51. Coupon clippers.
52. Crazy about bumper stickers guys.
53. A guy who cries over spilt milk.
54. "Can't believe it's butter," people.
55. Windowless van drivers.
56. Snake.
57. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Guy
58. Trench coat wearing man.
59. Bellybutton ring girl.
60. Kids that don't think wrestling is fake.
61. Adults that don't think wrestling is fake.
62. The guy who blinded himself with a laser pointer.
63. A truck driver with tourettes.
64. Abraham.
65. Martin.
66. John (can you tell me where he has gone).
67. A motorcyclist that does not wear a helmet.
68. People with wild Asian Leopard cats.
69. Captain Obvious.
70. A self-centered bitch.
71. Laughs out of place guy.
72. Laughs too long guy.
73. A guy you always refers to himself by his full name.
74. Unemployed programmer.
75. "Doesn't understand why I have an expired VISA," Immigration Officer.
76. A guys who says, "That's how the cookie crumbles."

© Hans Scharler