"People
steal money and things of value."
"I
wasn't serious when I said that I wanted to be a woman."
"My
dog says it best."
"Stew
is a lucky person."
"I
make people uncomfortable around me."
"Your
name's not Dana?"
"Do
we need clear specimen jars?"
"Call
me crazy and you are?"
"I
starred at something that looked like a clock for about an
hour or was it?"
"I
know what grave danger is."
"Gold
fish are not worth their weight is gold. They are more like
nickel fish if you ask me."
"No
one ever asks me."
"Why
are there so many tress falling with no one around?"
"Two
words."
"I
met a dog with a pretty bad bite. He didn't bark much with
my arm in his mouth, so I don't know if it was worse or not."
"I
don't look sexy dressed in black."
"Braille
is just a bunch of dots to me."
"Copper
tastes differently than pennies. What are they trying to pull?"
"I
do a good impression of a silhouette."
"Straws
are made to suck."
"Apparently,
strong-arm is more than an expression."
"One
day in the future it will be Thursday."
"Snakes
come in all shapes, typically in a tube-like shape."
"I
once saw a chameleon sitting on a mirror."
"How
would the song, 'The 12 Days of Christmas,' change if the
geese didn't like each other?"
"I
got punched in the neck for saying, 'Yo quiero Taco Bell'
to a person from Mexico."
"I
once stayed for the hospitality."
"I
developed a dance to make it rain. I call it the rain dance."
"Hindsight
is still 20/20 after laser surgery."
"You
can't under estimate the lowest bidder."
"I
hate false teeth."
"I
am glad that life is not one big true and false exam."
"When
fighting a woman, apparently, anything above the belt is a
warning shot."
"I
am still impressed by nuclear fission."
"My
mind wonders and I follow."
"Jaws,
I can see, but Jaws 2?"