{"id":151,"date":"2020-03-08T22:31:31","date_gmt":"2020-03-09T02:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/?p=151"},"modified":"2020-03-09T14:46:31","modified_gmt":"2020-03-09T18:46:31","slug":"episode-27-i-am-a-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/2020\/03\/episode-27-i-am-a-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 27: I am a Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Be. Boop. I am a robot. George returns as the co-host of The NotHans Podcast. We learn what color shirt was in his school pictures. He sings his ABCs with piano accompaniment. George also tells us about a fire alarm in alarming detail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"626\" height=\"313\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/robot.jpg?resize=626%2C313\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/robot.jpg?w=626&amp;ssl=1 626w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/robot.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/robot.jpg?resize=150%2C75&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 626px) 100vw, 626px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1882\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-151-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/episodes\/NotHans-Podcast-27.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/episodes\/NotHans-Podcast-27.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/episodes\/NotHans-Podcast-27.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/episodes\/NotHans-Podcast-27.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"NotHans-Podcast-27.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-nothans-podcast\/id284825463?mt=2&amp;ls=1\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_itunes\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on Apple Podcasts\" rel=\"nofollow\">Apple Podcasts<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/subscribe-to-podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe to The NotHans Podcast\" rel=\"nofollow\">Subscribe to The NotHans Podcast<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be. 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