{"id":167,"date":"2021-02-27T17:39:55","date_gmt":"2021-02-27T21:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/?p=167"},"modified":"2021-02-27T17:45:25","modified_gmt":"2021-02-27T21:45:25","slug":"episode-30-going-for-a-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/2021\/02\/episode-30-going-for-a-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 30: Going for a Drive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>George returns, again. It&#8217;s been a hell of a year and George tells us about some things that he learned, he tells us about how he took down a tornado, and we go for a drive to Target and McDonald&#8217;s. 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