{"id":25,"date":"2008-07-06T16:10:36","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T20:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/?p=25"},"modified":"2021-03-16T10:26:53","modified_gmt":"2021-03-16T14:26:53","slug":"two-story-house-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/2008\/07\/two-story-house-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Story House For Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have for sale a slightly used house. The house has 2 stories, one where a a guy died in the living room and the other where Edna spilled grape juice on my purple shag carpeting (it&#8217;s hardly noticeable). The kitchen has hardwood floors and the family room floor is completely bearskin. The basement is not included. The back yard has a bug zapper, a used tire for swinging, and a carcase of what we believe is a mongoose (the snake won this round). Sold as is. Serious inquires only.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin34Long<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have for sale a slightly used house. The house has 2 stories, one where a a guy died in the living room and the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[54],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-classifieds","tag-classifieds"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}