{"id":256,"date":"2024-12-14T21:41:15","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T01:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/?p=256"},"modified":"2024-12-14T21:41:16","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T01:41:16","slug":"episode-40-stop-eating-my-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/2024\/12\/episode-40-stop-eating-my-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 40: Stop Eating My Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>George took over The NotHans Podcast. George tells us about ice skating, being a DJ, math, and what he asked Santa for this Christmas. George also lets everyone know what Santa said to me&#8230; STOP EATING MY COOKIES. We want to thank our sponsor, Funny Voices. We hope everyone has a happy holiday season. See you next year.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?resize=492%2C396&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-258\" width=\"492\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?w=984&amp;ssl=1 984w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?resize=300%2C240&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?resize=150%2C121&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/image.png?resize=768%2C617&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Stop Eating My Cookies<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8327\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-256-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/NotHans-Podcast-40.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/NotHans-Podcast-40.mp3\">https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/NotHans-Podcast-40.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/nothans\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/NotHans-Podcast-40.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"NotHans-Podcast-40.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-nothans-podcast\/id284825463?mt=2&amp;ls=1\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_itunes\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on Apple Podcasts\" rel=\"nofollow\">Apple Podcasts<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nothans.com\/podcast\/subscribe-to-podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe to The NotHans Podcast\" rel=\"nofollow\">Subscribe to The NotHans Podcast<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George took over The NotHans Podcast. 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